I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kgHe has also recited his own poetry to them.
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
The great thing about music is it did not save your life
It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life
That’s the beauty of music
This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.